If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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