Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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