Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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