he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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