come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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