Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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