Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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