okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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