No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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