That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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