My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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