i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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