dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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