Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
