That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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