I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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