the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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