I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
