So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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