Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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