Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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