I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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