I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
