HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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