She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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