So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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