So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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