So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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