Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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