I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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