he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Don't EVER smell your tampon
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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