when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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