Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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