Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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