before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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