is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You did what with his pubic hair?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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