My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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