Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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