gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Let's get the cat blown out
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
