hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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