Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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