You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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