But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
