I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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