dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Randomize