WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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