I got chris browned last night
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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