I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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