# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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