how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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