I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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