He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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