Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
