I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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